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Bartleby, The Scrivener Trumpleby, The Golfer

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A Christmas Carol. In Prose. Being a Ghost Story of Reason. OR It's an Ayn Rand Christmas.
With apologies to Charles Dickens
Stave One: Marley's Ghost Stave Two: The First Of The Three Spirits Stave Three: The Second Of The Three Spirits Stave Four: The Last Of The Spirits Stave Five: The End Of It

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The Gift of the Magi The Gift of the Influencers

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The Gospel According to Matthew* (Ongoing)
My hand illuminated by the glow of the computer screen.
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9

*Not that one.

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Wikipedia: Oregon Vortex American Vortex

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Harley's Angels: The Strange and Terrible Saga of the Middle-Aged Motorcyclists
With apologies to Hunter S. Thompson
Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Postscript

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John Galt's Speech from "Atlas Shrugged" John Gall's Speech