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Saturday Librarian 5

With apologies to Dylan Thomas. Do not go gentle into that Saturday.

do not go gentle into saturday
circ desk should burn and rave at close of day
rage, rage, against the working saturday

though wise folk in the stacks know what to say
because our answers forked no lightning they
do not go gentle into saturday

the saturday librarian cries bay
their frail deeds pail 'gainst those off to play
rage, rage against the working saturday

the patrons print and then forget to pay
and why the printer jams, well, who's to say
do not go gentle into saturday

just out of eyesight do the staff go lay
mine eyes could blaze like meteors at play
rage, rage against the working saturday

and they, the patrons, questions asked so fey
curse, bless, me not with your questions i pray
do not go gentle into saturday
rage, rage against the working saturday