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The Gospel According To Matthew*: Chapter 3

1Gosh Almighty was smoking with Joseph 2and He did bum all the ganja and not offer to pay. 3Joseph did grumble, but not too loudly, and thus missed the punch line to His joke.

4"What?" asked Joseph.

5The Lord Gosh Almighty did say through many giggles, "The guy behind the door says 'Dave's not here, man.'"



*Not that one.