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Things They Don't Teach You In Library School 6

Find a book someone else can't. Maybe it's close to where it's supposed to be but not exactly where it's supposed to be. Maybe someone threw it in scifi instead of fiction. Maybe it got pushed behind the row of books during shelving. Do not do this too often, though, or you'll be the book finder for the entire library and that's no fun.