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With Apologies To Biggie Smalls

Library lyrics for the first verse and refrain from Biggie Smalls' Hypnotize. The Notorious Library.

hah, sicker than your average
answer all questions off instinct
patrons don't think shit stink, pink gators
my lib'ry players
timbs for librarians, in ref'rence
dead right, got answer right, ref'rence there e'ry night
li'bry been smooth since days of underoos
never lose, never choose to, questions that
do something to us, talk right to us
we talk to 'em, wanna help 'em, aid 'em
who dem? yeah, ref'rence and circ
close like starsky and hutch, in the clutch
dare you grab three of the new dvd
will check out cd easily, busily
recently patrons frontin' ain't askin' nothin' so i just
keep the peace, keep my peace
shush'n with the finger piece, all the peeps
answers, askin' who want 'em, i got it patron flaunt it
that li'bry bullshit, we on it

dewey dewey dewey dec'mal see
sometimes your books just hypnotize me
and i just love your readin' ways
guess that's why they broke and your so paid

dewey dewey dewey dec'mal see
sometimes your books just hypnotize me
and i just love your readin' ways
guess that's why they broke and your so paid